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buildanewbeginning:

rubywhiterabbit:

jellosushi:

jimmyjamjimjohn:

rubywhiterabbit:

One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will…

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When my flatmates were really noisy at night, hahaha

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asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

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oohtheyhavenibbles:

bonesbuckleup:

So today I learned that Eucalyptus leaves have this chemical in them and when koalas eat the leaves the chemical makes them drunk but since koalas only eat Eucalyptus leaves they basically go through their entire lives perpetually smashed.

image

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Person: How do lesbians have sex?
Me: The question is how do they stop.
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thetenthdoctorscompanion:

tolkienism:

thethrasherash:

I found this way too funny.

HAAHAHAHA

Very few things on this website actually make me laugh out loud anymore. This is one of them.

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turtwink:

yabba dabba done with ur shit

image

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donnasdaleks:

lovelylittlehippos:

sir-pyllero:

hankler-fish:

blainestorm:

ckweek:

squidkneee:

phlynn:

summer bloggin

happened to fast

summer bloggin

had me a blast

I met a friend crazy for me

Met a blog, cute as can be

tumblr days, drifted away

but oohh-oh those tumblr nights

TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE,

LIKE DID YOU GET AN ASK!?

tell me more tell me more

did you reblog that ass

*hip thrusts violently* Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh

I kept scrolling, ‘til I got cramp

Fandom gifsets, made my eyes damp

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urban dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions

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baker-street-ashtray:

juliaverity:

I just can’t believe this wasn’t intentional. I just can’t…

I CONCUR.

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anxietyblogger:

gay-men:

Guy holding Martini while walking his cat.

Me in 10 years

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