The Best of Us Can Find Happiness in Misery.: buildanewbeginning: rubywhiterabbit: jellosushi: jimmyjamjimjohn:...
One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will…
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
So today I learned that Eucalyptus leaves have this chemical in them and when koalas eat the leaves the chemical makes them drunk but since koalas only eat Eucalyptus leaves they basically go through their entire lives perpetually smashed.
I found this way too funny.
Very few things on this website actually make me laugh out loud anymore. This is one of them.
happened to fast
had me a blast
I met a friend crazy for me
Met a blog, cute as can be
tumblr days, drifted away
but oohh-oh those tumblr nights
TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE,
LIKE DID YOU GET AN ASK!?
tell me more tell me more
did you reblog that ass
*hip thrusts violently* Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh
I kept scrolling, ‘til I got cramp
Fandom gifsets, made my eyes damp
So my school uniform finally arrived! Hahaha
I just can’t believe this wasn’t intentional. I just can’t…
Guy holding Martini while walking his cat.
Me in 10 years